Just had a brain fart... remember in the 90s/2000s. trucks and cars would have stickers that read

"This truck is tracked and protected by satellite" and have their numberplate painted on the roof.

Would be 'somewat funny' if you get stickers like that for laptops

'This laptop is protected by satellite and rdfi' and have some random macaddrrss as part of sticker.

This would be perfect to hide your ugly laptop logo :)

ok who is buying and how many stickers you all want ??