Maybe I'm just bitter at the overuse of the word nowadays.
"Dude! I totally hacked that cereal into my mouth with a spoon!"
"hack [very common]
1. n. Originally, a quick job that produces what is needed, but not well.
2. n. An incredibly good, and perhaps very time-consuming, piece of work that produces exactly what is needed."
He got into the restaurant. Whether greasing palms is "not well" or "incredibly well" is up you ;)
Maybe I'm just bitter at the overuse of the word nowadays.
"Dude! I totally hacked that cereal into my mouth with a spoon!"