The peanut gallery reacting to these agile rants always contrast it with "waterfall", as if those two forms of dysfunction are the only two possibilities.

I must live in a sci-fi horror movie/simulation. Where I'm the only person who remembers actual mature proven repeatable project management methodologies. Like critical path, joint application development, and a dozen others. Whenever I mention this alternate reality, I'm dismissed as a lunatic.

Hello? Does anyone see me? Does anyone else remember Peter Drucker, PMI, and shipping software?