I am happy with that so long as you : a) do not try and make other people kill goats, and b) do not insist on stopping the other team that likes to shave its hair after every show & tell because that works for them.

It's cool if some people prefer to shave their hair, while others say that this goats business is silly anyway and better be skipped; but then they shouldn't claim that they are the followers of Right(tm). It's only fair. Whereas you can hear people claim that they are doing scrum, or even develop a strong dislike to scrum without actually doing what's in the scrum guide.

Well b) is excellent point. Instead of stopping it should be promoted everywhere.

actually just wet myself a little bit when I read this.

This is agile: https://agilemanifesto.org/

If the result isn’t “working software” created with “customer collaboration”, while “responding to change”, then it’s not agile.

There are also twelve principles (https://agilemanifesto.org/principles.html). My favorite is: (7) Working software is the primary measure of progress.