Find me a language without a few of those classic 'wat' quirks. They almost all have them.
PHP was quite fairly maligned for a long time. The issue was never "weirdness" but rather poor design. Starting with final 5.x they started turning it around and deprecating or fixing a lot of the worst bits.
JavaScript was a joke but modern js is tight, clean and generally very fast.
Counter examples:
https://www.reddit.com/r/lolphp/ (this language is soooo weird there is a community documenting its weirdness)
https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat (lovely talk about JS's weirdness)
I dont like the fundamental weirdness of these langs. I like predicatble langs. Unpredictable langs will never be "completely ok languages" to me.