Well you can replace the USB ports and a headphone jack by "breaking third-party MDM features" if you care THAT much about differentiating between the operating system and hardware (not that you should, because they're the same damn company). MDM features, like USB ports, are way more important that esoteric keybinds from the 1980s.

> Macs still have headphone jacks, too.

Oh, by Apple's grace, I am so thankful!

Don't worry. This isn't a piety test.