Could you just get away by telling you are contributing your share to strategic reserve[1] to stabilize price for all Canadians. That would be very patriotic thing to do :-)

1. https://www.vpr.org/post/inside-global-strategic-maple-syrup...

> had I admitted not pouring maple syrup on my morning eggs and bacon.

That sounds tasty. Can I be an honorary Canadian?

Heads up: that's probably peameal back bacon and not the pork belly bacon you're expecting.

Belly bacon strips are far more popular than peameal in Canada. Peameal for sure exists (unlike American "Canadian Bacon"), but 90% of people still have bacon that would be normal bacon to an American. If you go to a Canadian diner and order "bacon" unqualified, you'll get strips of belly bacon.

Sorry to disappoint. Just your regular pork belly bacon. Old style thick slices.

Anyways being way older I am now more into BBQ and veggies.

Ewww ;) I hate mixing salt and sweets.

As long as you try to starve your neighbor, get him sick, then take his land, you'll be properly Canadian