(Render founder) This is incredible work, and underscores the reason Render exists and is recommended by OP. Everything mentioned in the post is baked into Render already:
* Automatic DNS, SSL, and Load Balancing
* Automated rollouts and rollbacks
* Health checks and zero downtime deploys (let it crash)
* Horizontal autoscaling (in early access!)
* Application data caching (one-click ClickHouse and Redis)
* Built-in cron jobs
* Zero-config secrets and environment variable management
* Managed PostgreSQL
* DNS-based service discovery with private networking
* Infrastructure-as-Code
* Native logging and monitoring and 3rd-party integrations (LogDNA, Datadog, more coming this month!)
* Automatic DNS, SSL, and Load Balancing
* Automated rollouts and rollbacks
* Health checks and zero downtime deploys (let it crash)
* Horizontal autoscaling (in early access!)
* Application data caching (one-click ClickHouse and Redis)
* Built-in cron jobs
* Zero-config secrets and environment variable management
* Managed PostgreSQL
* DNS-based service discovery with private networking
* Infrastructure-as-Code
* Native logging and monitoring and 3rd-party integrations (LogDNA, Datadog, more coming this month!)
* Slack notifications
More at https://render.com.