Look at the distributions of the types of people that vote up the story, look at the differences in the average number of upvotes once it hits the front page, look at how many people flag it, but if you need to hard code things that legit users upvote you are basically imposing your view of what is good content over thousands of other people. This isn't a Viagra ad, this is a cryptography based, near-zero transaction fee, distributed, open source, online currency.

No wonder it always hits the front page, any of those five categories could hit the front page.