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		bitxbitxbitcoin on Jan 20, 2021 \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke? Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke. OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke. OK, I'll hear a TCP joke. Are you ready to hear a TCP joke? Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke. OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline. OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline. I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke? (Credits to whoever first came up with this.)

teraflop on Jan 21, 2021 | [–]

"HEY, DOES ANYBODY KNOW A GOOD ARP JOKE?"

chrisshroba on Jan 20, 2021 | | [–]

Would you like to hear a UDP jo

melenaos on Jan 20, 2021 | [–]

I would say UTP joke but i am not sure if anyone catch it.

sidpatil on Jan 21, 2021 | [–]

You've got a twisted sense of humor.

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