"That's not agile. TO be agile it must include practices x,y,z..."

First words of an agile zealot responding to any complaints or negative comments about agile.

It's a good thing there is a limit to nested replies, because this could go on for a really long time.

Typically, until the company runs out of money...

... or until all the original team members have left and now work in places where methodology is not the primary job.

"You're doing it wrong" is the meta of Agile.

Agile consultants are not the only people who do that.

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