His parents were the ones who really showed foresight.

autonoshitbox · on April 9, 2020

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krustyburger · on April 9, 2020

I think we can all agree that it was the first aquatic organism that bravely oozed onto dry land.

arcticbull · on April 9, 2020

Uh, I think reddit is leaking

krustyburger · on April 9, 2020

I’m not sure how serious you are, but that gate-keeping formulation (that another community is “leaking”) is just about the most Reddit-esque thing you could say.

irrational · on April 9, 2020

The primordial soup would like a word.

DonHopkins · on April 9, 2020

Julia Child had a great recipe for Primordial Soup!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Child

https://massasoit.instructure.com/courses/346438/pages/video...

Also a great recipe for shark repellent, that she made for the CIA.

https://www.cia.gov/news-information/featured-story-archive/...

And she showed how to bone a chicken Saturday Night Live:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSxv6IGBgFQ