Definitely enjoying the article so far. Literate programming seems to fit Haskell very well. The little 'Selah' is very Kurt Vonnegut, which is the high praise. public static void main.

  let nth = Nothing in
  whatStringPlease js

shouldn't that be:

  let nth = Nothing in
  whatStringPlease nth

Otherwise, it's a fascinating read.

Candidate for new Haskell slogan:

"Let the PhD grecophiles write your code, and _you_ earn the money."

x++;

public static void main.