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If you were an elephant (theguardian.com)
163 points by Thevet on Jan 24, 2017 | hide | past | favorite | 45 comments


"When the temporal glands near their eyes stream in circumstances that, for us, would be emotional, they’re crying. When a bereaved elephant mother carries her dead baby round on her tusks, or trails miserably behind the herd for weeks, her head hanging down, she’s grieving. When other elephants sit for hours around the body of a dead elephant, they’re mourning. When they cover an elephant corpse with soil or vegetation, or move elephant bones, they’re being reverential. When they cover a dead human, or build a protective wall of sticks around a wounded human, they’re showing an empathic acknowledgment of our shared destiny that we’d do well to learn...

If you were an elephant... be careful, though. You’re likely to end up dead because someone wants a couple of your teeth."

That was beautifully written.


That was beautifully written.

That was ascribing human emotions and behaviors to animals without a lot of evidence.

It reminds me of this photo[1]. People thought the male was hugging the dying female in a fit of grief. So touching.

When they asked animal experts, it turns out the male was actually forcing the female to mate. In human terms we call that rape.

[1] http://www.couriermail.com.au/technology/science/dying-kanga...


Just because animals have rape doesn't meant they don't also have grief.


Animals don't exactly have the same willpower and reputation requirements that one finds in typically civilized human social order.

If animals have rape, it's a subset of human-on-human rape, and carries fewer of the nuanced consequences of rape among humans.

Psychological trauma is probably not even in the equation when it comes to rape among most animals below a certain level of intelligence, particularly when considering untamed animals.

Due to the minimal psychological aspects, which assuredly are a hallmark of human-on-human rape, and the bald fact that the very word "rape" itself carries loaded connotations when considered as a concept by humans, I wonder if it is appropriate to use the same word for variations of sexual intercourse and related behavior among wild animals.


That wasn't the point of OP.

It was humans have always applied our feel good emotions to animals and we do it incorrectly all the time. Here's one example.

To the grief, most humans might rape but most won't commit necrophilia. I think it's a pretty good argument against grief in animals. (There's a lot of additional evidence of necrophilia in animals)


Ascribing human emotions and behaviors to animals without a lot of evidence is bad, like saying that the male was forcing the female to mate. The animal expert did not say that.

The image is of a highly stressed male that is trying to get the attention of a dead female by nudging and lifting the head with his arm. It might look odd, but its no more strange than a peacock lifting his feathers over a cat. In human terms we call that confused behavior, as we don't generally say that peacocks are raping cats.


I don't think it is. I think it is observing elephant emotions and recognizing them for what they are.


I'm not sure how elephants compare to kangaroos. However, I think that actual strengthens the argument does it not?

Mammals, like humans, do both good and bad things. They have similar brains. Those similar brains probably experience the world in similar ways.


Too bad they are getting slaughtered left and right. If the next 10 years are as bad as the last, they will be extinct in the wild.

You guys should consider donating to the International Anti-Poaching Foundation[0][1] which fights these poachers. The founder, Damien Mander[2], is an Australian ex spec-ops sniper who is using his military experience to train the park rangers since they, unlike the poachers, tend to be poorly equipped and trained as well as understaffed. There is also the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust[3][4] which takes care of elephant and rhino orphans (most of them are orphans due to poaching). For $50 a year, you can become a sponsor of a particular animal and they'll send you photos and updates about how your sponsored animal is doing. You can for example sponsor this little cutie [5][6].

[0] http://www.iapf.org/

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Anti-Poaching_Fo...

[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damien_Mander

[3] http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/

[4] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Sheldrick_Wildlife_Trust

[5] http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/asp/orphan_profile.asp...

[6] https://www.instagram.com/p/BPoboF8j84H

You should also check out https://reddit.com/r/babyelephantgifs for your daily dose of pachyderm based content.


I've got an aunt who insists on sending me $100 every Christmas, and I usually spend it on those buy-a-goat-for-a-villager things. I guess this year I'm sponsoring elephants...


It's pretty great for kids, it introduces them to the idea of conservation.


> You guys should consider donating to the International Anti-Poaching Foundation[0][1] which fights these poachers.

Done, thanks!


Thanks a bunch!


Thanks for getting the word out. Am glad this post of yours made people (including me) take action to help!


If you live in cities with large Chinatowns (e.g. NYC, SF) you might want to consider taking a casual stroll through them and checking out antique stores if you see anything that seems off and if you do report it to https://www.fws.gov/refuges/lawenforcement/report-wildlife-c...

Word on the street is that FWS is rolling out/testing new tech that will make enforcement a lot easier.


Adopting a rhino (5-year-old brother loves them) is not what I'd thought I'd be doing today.


Rhinos are also ridiculous creatures, check out these dinguses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNCC6ZYI3SI

Are those the most ridiculous sounds ever?


Do you know or anyone know of a good Canadian-listed charity? Canada has surprisingly stingy rules on foreign charitable donations: none are tax deductible.

If there were a Canadian organization as effective I could make a donation go further. I usually stick to Canadian charities for this reason. However, this idea seems very good so perhaps I'll make an exception if none exist.


This is a really good question, I'm not sure, I'll ask around and email me your email so that I can email you once I found out. My email is in my profile.


> You can for example sponsor this little fella

Done.


Another anti-poaching place, these guys always seem to know what they're doing as well: https://biglife.org


I really found that read interesting and also quite moving. Elephants are mysterious and noble animals, and it's very philosophically fulfilling to ponder about their mind and the deep chasm that separates it from ours. I sometimes have the idea that our notions of animal rights and the respect they deserve will soon undergo some rapid and deep evolution, in parts fueled by science and technology (AI for instance, which will necessarily transform our view of the mind, and its essence). I've also been quite influenced in that respect by the recent read of Yuval Harari's books (Sapiens and Homo Deus), in which he beautifully discusses the mind of animals and its implication for us.


To be honest, stuff like this really annoys me.

I'm incredibly interested in animal minds (I just started reading that book that was posted a while back, Other Minds, about octopuses and consciousness, and I'm really liking it.) And of course, I think that poaching should be illegal and that we should protect and conserve the environment.

But...

> … the world would be a brighter, smellier, noisier place – and you would be a better, wiser, kinder person

No, I wouldn't be a 'better ... person', I would be an elephant! Elephants have not created great works of art, literature, architecture, and poetry. Elephants have no written language, cannot build complex machines, and have not traveled to other worlds, or even explored their own. People have done incredible things with their bodies and minds in a way that animals simply cannot, period. This is (arguably) all a consequence of evolution being a competition, and humans being predators. People like to fight and win, to be better than something else. And while it would be great if human nature was just competitive enough to produce results, but not make humans physically violent, that would be fantastic! But I don't think evolution can exactly fine-tune something like that.

This happens every time that animal consciousness is discussed: somebody tries to claim that the animals in question have a completely different way of life than humans, and that their way of life is 'better', usually because they are peaceful, and that you are arrogant and ignorant if you don't agree. I think that's horseshit.

This would be almost tolerable if it didn't have the subtle feminist jabs hidden in there with the smug moral superiority - "As a boy, your function would be to inseminate, and that's all. Government would be the business of the females." As if being a walking pair of testes was somehow more noble than fighting, struggling, learning, winning, like human boys do. Stop all those pesky masculine behaviors, you "infantile phallocentric [nihilist]." Just be good and dumb and stay where you are.


To be honest, stuff like this really annoys me.

Personally, what annoys me is the the current (soon to be completed) genocide against certain elephant species -- and the people who profit from it. Once we have the problem contained (and reversed), I can imagine someone having the time and adrenaline to be "really annoyed" by some less than precisely articulated philosophical musings they read in The Guardian.


Have you created great works of art, literature, architecture and poetry or built complex machines? That's precisely the kind of arrogance the author is arguing against. Yes, as a species we create art and complex machinery, and we write. How exactly does that make us better than every other life form on Earth? What does 'better' even mean? How is an elephant supposed to hold a pen? Elephants can be very agile with their trunk, but that's just one member. We've got ten of them. We can physically do more nifty stuff.

Who are we to deem an elephant's mind inferior to our own? Its brain is three times as massive as ours! Perhaps elephants have long solved questions we aren't even considering, handing down knowledge from generation to generation. Maybe their memory is more reliable than ours and preserves knowledge perfectly. How can we know?

This human arrogance seems to stem from the fact that communication with other beings is difficult at best. We have no practical way into their minds, and they don't write, so they can't show us what they're pondering all day. That does not mean they sleep, eat and fuck waiting for the coffin like the rest of us. Make no mistake, humans are more physically sophisticated, but mentally? Bar the rare individuals that advance our civilization, we're a bunch of wildly destructive animals held together by a set of rules we can't actually agree on. We're the only species that destroys environment and life just for the heck of it.

I like humanity a lot. It has a great ability to transform its environment, and writing things down certainly helps in enabling its intellectual progress. As you rightly point out, we've only come this far through competition, but I think we have reached a point in our technological development that enables us to shed that character and refocus. We should turn inwards, because the outside is reaching the limits of what it can give us. Our minds are something we have no grasp of, and provide those who look with endless wonder and discovery. If we want to be truly more advanced than any other life form on this planet, we have to get our shit together regarding the mind, otherwise it's all for nothing (i.e. will physically be blown to pieces sooner or later).


I'm sorry. It is preposterous to claim an elephant has greater level of intelligence than a human being. Cooperative behaviors require little individual intelligence (look at ants or bees). It is competitive and predatory behaviors that require cunning and sophistication. We are more intelligent because we have been constantly doing battle with the apex predator on this planet since the dawn of our existence. Conflict is what has shaped us into what we are today. Human technology and ingenuity does not exist despite our tendency toward violence but because of it.

I for one am filled with extreme pride when I look at the works of my human ancestors. We descended from the trees and will soon travel those distant points of light that filled us with wonder so long ago. Billions of us have died in that effort, your comment betrays their noble contribution.

Elephants are great. We should endeavor to protect them and show them kindness, but the reason we are able to do so is because we are vastly superior to them.


You're right, we've come this far because intelligence is a competitive advantage. However, we do not fully understand the mechanisms of evolution, and I thus find it hard to categorically deny all other beings' ability to think extensively. Their intelligence probably wouldn't be competitive ("how do I get there before that guy"), but maybe there are other kinds of intelligence. Kindness and compassion is not a human invention, and may well be an evolutionary advantage under some circumstances (grouping is needed for survival, and the group survives better by sharing), leading to intelligence based on kindness and not focusing on any single individual.


1) Evolution is not directed.

2) What distinguishes humans most of all is our lack of competitiveness, especially amongst ourselves[1]. The genetic underpinnings of that are still largely a mystery--nothing we understand about Darwinian genetic evolution, game theory, etc, explains how it arose nor how its sustained. But it clearly has something to do with our intrinsic ability to empathize. And some biologists would argue that our heightened empathy preceded our rationality.

Given the apparent overlap of empathic ability with other mammals, especially mammals like elephants, we would likely do well to focus on preservation. Because of the scientific value. And because showing compassion and empathy is perhaps the most important human quality of all. Fortunately, we have the brains to figure out how to do that without neglecting our own existential dilemmas. And it may turn out that maintaining and increasing intelligence in the zero-sum Darwinian evolutionary meat grinder is predicated on empathy.

[1] All the wars in all our history don't conflict with this fact. Humans can still be exceptionally violent, but in comparison to the degree in which non-familial members cooperate it's minimal. Our habitual willingness to cooperate in the first instance with random individuals is even more interesting given our capacity for violence. There's a reason that even after bootcamp most soldiers will still hesitate--if not downright refuse--to shoot an enemy without direct provocation. Or why a soldier would even go to war when his family isn't in immediate danger, or he could move his family to some other, non-belligerent country. And most violent people in our society suffer from recognized mental disorders which, among other things, cripple their ability to empathize.


You've defined greatness in terms of accomplishments and creations. The author was defining it in terms of kindness.

What use are accomplishments if you let people starve or actively and violently punish them for being different than you? If you choose not to help those in need when you have the power to help them, how can you call yourself a better person because you have a higher IQ or wrought more complicated works?


> You've defined greatness in terms of accomplishments and creations. The author was defining it in terms of kindness. > ... how can you call yourself a better person because you have a higher IQ or wrought more complicated works?

I easily could, by defining greatness in terms of accomplishments and creations. (Not saying that I do that, but I could.) It all depends on your values.

I think there's a much deeper question here, which addresses the possibility of a total ordering of everything 'valuable'. Is life of an individual elephant valuable? Undoubtedly. However I think most people, in some twisted hypothetical scenario, would choose to protect the life of an individual human over the life of an individual elephant. Elephant communities are undoubtedly valuable. So are human communities. This question, of which one is 'more valuable', is for some reason, significantly more personal and subjective than the last question. Once you add objects or concepts into it then it gets even more subjective: a child's doodle is certainly not more valuable than the life of an elephant, but what about the entirety of the Sistine Chapel? What about the US Constitution? That's hairy.

I think much of the discussion in this thread is between people who don't think life can ever have a total ordering with regards to 'value' and people who think it does, and that the total ordering is quite clear. I won't give an explicit opinion because I don't think I can, and also because we're getting off-topic, but feel free to note that I did support conservationism in my original comment.


Yeah, that was unexpectedly inflammatory. "Elephant society is better than human society because it disenfranchises half of its members."


> Elephants have not created....

Neither do they slaughter one another in their millions, which is the precise point of the quote that apparently went over your head. And elephants do things with their bodies and minds that people do not do: numerous examples were provided.

And you exhibit little understanding of how evolution actually works. Kindly educate yourself about the role of mechanisms like cooperation and symbiosis in driving the "advancement" (sic) of species.

And your axe-grinding about feminism is just silly and semi-hysterical and basically tiresome. Please just take that somewhere else. Stuff like this really annoys the rest of us.


The writer ruined it for me at the end of the article by casually arguing for the existence of telepathy with a couple of vague anecdotes.


The article it links to higher up (the part about the tribe knowing what the hunters killed from 50 miles away) is a fascinating read about telepathy that vacillates between vaguely scientific analysis and outright fantasy. I enjoyed it from a "well, that's a fun perspective to view the world from" standpoint.


The specific Kalahari example in the linked article makes a claim without presenting any evidence; I was bummed, because I was really curious about their methodology. (Turns out there isn't any; it's just a 'synthesized' personal account of one author.)

Elephant "ESP" can be explained by infra-sound, however: http://www.birds.cornell.edu/brp/elephant/cyclotis/language/...


It didn't ruin it for me, but it did throw me for a loop. I'm assuming that the elephants are communicating over long distances with infrasonics, and that over very long ranges, they may be relaying them for others.


In the grand thing of things, we're not that distantly related to elephants, so it's not that surprising we can relate to each others' minds, and imagine what it would be to be an elephant.

I'm trying to imagine some harder ones; animals that we can tell are highly intelligent but are more distantly related. If you were a crow. If you were an octopus.


This is a worthwhile long read. If you're done reading it consider for a moment how they feel their environment quite differently than we do. Their eyes aren't their most important sense. Their trunks is how they sense most things.

Consider how our own bodies are capable of sensing so much from our surroundings with touch alone and how little we make use of it.


Do people generally consider sight to be our most important sense? I certainly don’t—but I have synesthesia, so maybe I have to rely on more senses to get a clear picture of things. For example, I might fill up a glass by sound, identify one of my shirts by feel, or recognise a person by smell. I bet neurotypical people do this too, but if asked, they would attribute it mainly to sight.


View sight as most important? yes - it's the window (ahem) to the world, including highest bandwidth information delivery.

Fill up a glass by sound? yes, but except in rare cases, it's supplemental

Identify shirt by feel? Only if I didn't turn on the light - Yes, I can recognize the shirt I'm wearing by feel, or can tell what shirt I've grabbed out of the laundry basket while watching TV, but I definitely choose the shirt to wear by sight.

Recognize a person by smell? Almost always see them first.


That’s interesting, thanks. I guess I don’t bother to turn on a light if I don’t intend to spend much time in a room, like if I’m just getting a glass of water, or grabbing something whose location I know. (And I’m actually pretty bad at looking for something with my eyes if I forget where it is.)

> Recognize a person by smell? Almost always see them first.

Haha, of course. I was thinking more along the lines of “Somebody left a sweatshirt at my apartment after the party—whose is it?”


Yes. It's been reported that 30% of the human brain is dedicated to visual processing, more than all of the other senses put together. I think also most input to the brain from the visual system.


A nearby human would throb like a bodhran as subsonic waves bounced around her chest.

If only that were more typical. What I see in the western parts of the US are lots of beginner players who are afraid to tune their strident, high pitched, pingy drums. (Also some good players.)


What a lovely piece! It would be interesting to read a series, each with a different animal.


You'd probably enjoy the author's book Being a Beast[1], then:

[1] https://www.amazon.com/Being-Beast-Charles-Foster-ebook/dp/B...




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