The first two were actually making a good point. This website (yours, presumably) is just jumping on the bandwagon and sticking an affiliate link in it. I'm not against affiliate links, but this site lacks substance.
Honestly, I can't stand websites that decide to waste 70% of screen estate. I can see the first site almost without scrolling. It is 2 to 3 pages on the other iterations.
The only things I may agree with is https and zipping.
"Fits on all your shitty screens" Does mean that it FITS ON ALL YOUR SHITTY SCREENS. Mine is a 1920x1080 (which is the minimal nowadays) and the 2nd and third iterations DO NOT FIT IT.
That thing around the web page, it is called a fucking window. It resizes. I'll do that if I want your fucking column-format.
The second one is the only one that puts any effort into actual legibility. There's a nice comfortable amount of space between the lines! The text doesn't render right at the edge of the page! There are MARGINS and WHITESPACE.
If you just take your browser's defaults for all the typographical stuff like that, everything looks like trash.