Author: <fiddles with headphone jack>
Author: <fiddles with headphone jack some more>
Author: "Hey, can I borrow some tweezers? I think this headphone jack is busted and I want to adjust these headphones so they'll work."
Seat Passenger: "No problem."
Author: <starts stripping the wires from his headphones>
Seat Passenger (thinking): "Stay cool, Phillip, this guy is clearly a terrorist..."
Author: <plugs in headphones>
Author: "Hey, it works! Thanks, bud!"
Seat Passenger (thinking): "Where is that god damned air marshall. Oh god, what am I going to do?!"
Author: <fiddles with headphone jack>
Author: <fiddles with headphone jack some more>
Author: "Hey, can I borrow some tweezers? I think this headphone jack is busted and I want to adjust these headphones so they'll work."
Seat Passenger: "No problem."
Author: <starts stripping the wires from his headphones>
Seat Passenger (thinking): "Stay cool, Phillip, this guy is clearly a terrorist..."
Author: <plugs in headphones>
Author: "Hey, it works! Thanks, bud!"
Seat Passenger (thinking): "Where is that god damned air marshall. Oh god, what am I going to do?!"