WoW. Exactly like a job I almost took but luckily bailed out of as a teenager... still causes shudders, thinking about being on either side of that relationship :-O
This is hilarious. In my first year of college I almost took a job at a car dealership. I did the group interview and "sold" them a stapler. They were very impressed and offered me a job. One of them told me it wasn't compatible with college given the time commitment and that I should quit college and take that job, pointing to his "success" of owning five cars.