Sounds like Matt Barrie must be running things over there

I'm not a sports guy. Thought you meant "Matt Berry" at first.

I agree that currently chewing gum is legal, however I do believe that chewing gum loudly shouldn't be.

Wow I was even further off than that.

Trivialize the threat publicly, buy/sell off all relevant stocks, then announce threat is worse than anticipated.

Deny again that asteroid is a threat. Redraw a different course in red sharpie over the actual trajectory showing a path missing earth.

Discredit astronomy, discredit nasa, discredit physicists like there's no tomorrow.

Only if they were making money off the asteroid. There’d be more money to make in redirecting it. Especially if we’re talking 150+ years from now with much better space capacities.

They wanted me to moderate my users better and I said no =(

moderate your users how ?

It’s a joke about Parler

Bezos is just letting everyone else spend money on the R&D and he'll copy whatever works best

He's spending 1B$/year and BO's approaches are reasonably novel.

You're probably thinking of Amazon's house brand approach, which is funny to imagine in this context.

> You're probably thinking of Amazon's house brand approach, which is funny to imagine in this context.

That's the joke =p

Prompt: One self-improving self-optimizing misanthropic quine please

I'm excited about the quantum teleportation fermilab has been making progress with, but I don't know if line of sight will be a problem for that either.

I like that the laptop itself is cheap but the fact that you have to keep replacing all 7 monitors is where it gets pricey

that said, come forward please so we know who did it!