Do they make Silicon Valley employee collector cards yet?

Suck.com Net Moguls, from back in the day (art by Jay Bevenour, edited by Carl Steadman):

https://web.archive.org/web/20181211075708/http://www.suck.c...

Steve Jobs (front):

https://web.archive.org/web/20180802115101im_/http://www.suc...

Steve Jobs (back):

https://web.archive.org/web/20180802143431im_/http://www.suc...

Gil Amelio (front):

https://web.archive.org/web/20180802115107im_/http://www.suc...

Gil Amelio (back):

https://web.archive.org/web/20180802143436im_/http://www.suc...

About Suck.com:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suck.com