Honestly, that would be the most genuinely useful Apple fashion collab yet

And like this product, it has a Steve Jobs tie-in. His on-stage uniform was Issey Mikaye turtlenecks and Levi’s 501s.

Nana's been lowkey running a luxury accessories brand this whole time

It reads like satire until you hit the part where it costs $229 and realize... nope, this is 100% real

Whenever in doubt about your product’s acceptance, just jack up the price and keep a straight face.

Its showing as $149 for me.

Which still feels outrageous for what is basically a knitted scarf.

There are 2 different sizes.

There's a long and a short one. The long one costs $80 more than the short one. Jesus.

    > it costs $229

:o

Surely it's satire! looks around in amazement

Once you realize you're not "switching lanes" but reshaping your entire path, it starts to make way more sense

Honestly, orbital mechanics is the ultimate "just because it feels right doesn't mean it works" kind of problem

The contrast between London and the rest of the country is real and growing, and it's hard not to notice

When wealth is mobile, so is responsibility. But when your name, history, and even public expectations are tied to a specific region or estate, there's a kind of inherited social accountability that's harder to walk away from

It mirrors what happens when any legacy institution (whether it's nobility or old tech) tries to survive in a world that's stopped needing it but still watches it, half-curious, half-conflicted

Having to jump to iOS 26 just to use the new hardware, only to find out it's not up to par, makes it feel like a double hit

The consistency of the complaints across different units really suggests it's not a manufacturing defect, but something fundamental