I bet they use iphones and leave computers to their underlings/assistants.

"Compute? Think with own brain? Our servants do that for us."

Yeah, and I also bet their Outlook 'Copilot' button has more-than-zero options in its dropdown menu.

But I'd actually love to know how to achieve that, and so far Microsoft AI is awfully silent on the subject...

Nah, they probably just have Copilot as a bullet point on a slide, count that as "using AI", and are psyched for their next board meeting.

And everything aimed at developers assumes you're using Unix.

Hardly, there is this misconception in FOSS circles that software development outside UNIX walls is an ilusion.

Hard disagree: there is a whole universe of Windows-based developers. But even for them, the best offer seems to be a frequently-updated but still-entirely-underwhelming Visual Studio Enterprise plug-in that after 6 months (or so) can't even show proposed changes in response to a prompt without destroying surrounding code...