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No. That happens once you get to work and you’ve had your first cup of coffee.


How do you mean?


Dropping the kids off at the pool is a euphemism for a bodily function that diuretics like coffee help with…


The other one.


You must not be a coffee drinker!


Double meaning. Coffee helps you deuce, but there is also the classic saying... Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time.




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